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Will New England Patriots Give Redskins a Full 60 Minutes, or Merely Time of Day?

DATELINE: HUMOR! Usually you can see 60 Minutes in its entirety following the game that runs over the allotted time for football on Sunday night. The Patriots have made a point in the past few days to note they have not played 60 minutes yet this season. Both Coach Bill... Continue reading "Will New England Patriots Give Redskins a Full 60 Minutes, or Merely Time of Day?" »

NBA Shoots Horses and Chris Paul

DATELINE: HUMOR! Like instant coffee, just add NBA ownership to the hot water. The New Orleans Hornets have become freeze-dried. How do you like your toast buttered? Put a little honey on that Hornet. The Chris Paul trade is deader than a doornail. Some NBA players may shuffle off to... Continue reading "NBA Shoots Horses and Chris Paul" »

Sweet Suh is Angry, Stomping and Crashing Up a Storm

DATELINE: HUMOR! Ndamukong Suh may be suspended for two weeks from the NFL, but he is now ready for the off-the-field melt down that often comes to players out of control. The stomping fool now is free to go home for a few weeks of relaxation and avoid those anger... Continue reading "Sweet Suh is Angry, Stomping and Crashing Up a Storm" »

Flex Time Rears Its Ugly Head: Tebow Meets the Devil and Miss Jones

DATELINE: HUMOR! The NFL wants to change the time of the Tebowl with the New England Patriots to the network where big ratings and fat peacocks show their stuff on Sunday Night Football, SNF on NBC. Alas, the partners of Bob Kraft are CBS who have a place in the... Continue reading "Flex Time Rears Its Ugly Head: Tebow Meets the Devil and Miss Jones" »

Casting Gronk as Li’l Abner or Paul Bunyon?

DATELINE: HUMOR! Li'l Rob Gronkowski has rapidly become a figure as big as Paul Bunyon in Boston. From spiking his touchdown catches and runs, Gronk has now taken to running along the endzone, giving high fives to the fans. How could anyone compete with Tom Brady for a place carved... Continue reading "Casting Gronk as Li’l Abner or Paul Bunyon?" »

Rondo: the Truth Behind the Boston Celtics Secret Weapon

DATELINE: HUMOR! For those who always suspected that Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics was not quite human, the photographic evidence has been revealed. Not since the pictures of the alien autopsy from Roswell, New Mexico, has there been such a shocking case to indicate that Rondo is, indeed, an... Continue reading "Rondo: the Truth Behind the Boston Celtics Secret Weapon" »

Colts Win the Mind Game Against the Patriots

DATELINE: HUMOR! If the NFL played games five quarters in length, the New England Patriots probably would have lost to the Indianapolis Colts. The hapless Colts came on like gangbusters in the fourth quarter, looking like a happy-go-Andrew Lucky team. Bill Belichick was cooking up a storm with no-name defenders... Continue reading "Colts Win the Mind Game Against the Patriots" »

Holiday Cheer: Indianapolis Colts Are Coming to Town!

DATELINE: HUMOR! Word has filtered out of the New England Patriots locker room that Bill Belichick has begun singing a famous holiday tune to motivate his players. If Belichick sounds like Lady Gaga, it’s only because this year’s gift looks like the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes wearing tennis shoes.... Continue reading "Holiday Cheer: Indianapolis Colts Are Coming to Town!" »

Indianapolis Colts Bravely Ride Into the Valley of Death at Foxboro

DATELINE: HUMOR! Facing the Minutemen at Gillette Stadium is a daunting task for most teams. Men with Revolutionary War muskets, dressed in full regalia shoot first and ask questions after the Patriots score in every game. This week the Indianapolis Colts come to Beantown; the New England Patriot musketeers may... Continue reading "Indianapolis Colts Bravely Ride Into the Valley of Death at Foxboro" »

Suspended and Kept On Ice: The Frozen Pizza Campaign of Herman Cain

DATELINE: HUMOR! A funny thing happened on the way to the White House. Herman Cain has gone into a state of suspended animation. This is one step away from cryogenics in presidential politics. Not since HAL the computer did all that damage in 2001: A Space Odyssey has a candidate... Continue reading " Suspended and Kept On Ice: The Frozen Pizza Campaign of Herman Cain" »

Bobby V To Fly to North Pole, Meet With Santa Claus

DATELINE: HUMOR! Bobby Valentine flew to the Dominican Republic shortly after being named Red Sox skipper. He went immediately to see DH and free agent David Ortiz at his charity golf tournament where many Boston baseball players have congregated. The gesture touched Big Papi who wants a big contract as... Continue reading " Bobby V To Fly to North Pole, Meet With Santa Claus" »

It’s Not Over Till the Fat Man Sings

DATELINE: HUMOR! Inquiring minds asked recently who is the bigger man in terms of coaching. Is it Andy Reid of the Philadelphia Cream Cheese Eagles, or is it Rex Ryan of the New York Cheese Cake Jets? Neither man, to his credit, will admit his ring size, let alone how... Continue reading "It’s Not Over Till the Fat Man Sings" »

Bobby Valentine Offers ‘V’ to the Red Sox

DATELINE: HUMOR! V (for those wondering) is the drink of choice for vampires on the cable series called True Blood. The dosage is considered narcotic and is illegal for humans to drink. The symbol ‘V’ also stands for victory in more pedestrian beer drinking baseball circles. Somewhere in this mixology,... Continue reading "Bobby Valentine Offers ‘V’ to the Red Sox" »

Rondo, We Hardly Knew You—Still Don’t, and Never Will

DATELINE: HUMOR! The rumors of Rajon Rondo’s demise as a Celtic demigod may be greatly exaggerated. Rondo has always been a Boston lightning rod for overblown speculation. Ainge already has kicked the scuttlebutt. Doc Rivers never said that talking to Rondo was like talking to cement, as Dick Williams did... Continue reading "Rondo, We Hardly Knew You—Still Don’t, and Never Will" »

Kris Humphries: Dumb, Dumber, and Snookered

DATELINE: HUMOR! Kris Humphries now realizes how he was duped by Kim Kardashian. He has now admitted that he also considered buying the Brooklyn Bridge. Old film star Mae West once played a woman of dubious morals who sold the famed New York bridge to gullible young men who were... Continue reading "Kris Humphries: Dumb, Dumber, and Snookered" »