Posted by Juliatouche on Dec. 9, 2011 at 10:30 PM
Twas the night before Christmas And all thru the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. When all of a sudden A stamping I heard…. The smell of cigarettes was in the air. The presents were unwrapped and stolen. The cookies and milk were gone, With a...
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Posted by Allen Krause on Dec. 6, 2011 at 2:00 PM
In a stunning turn of events, Herman Cain will not be the next President of the United States. In other news, snorting pixie sticks will not get you high. The one thing that these two items have in common is that a lot of people should have seen it coming...
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Posted by Bill Zeltman on Dec. 5, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Garden State Radio's latest podcast is available. This is a special show from the MTR Radio Holiday Party. You can listen on MTRMedia.com's new 24/7 online radio station by clicking here. You can also subscribe to our Podcast in iTunes. (Search for MTRMedia.com) or listen by clicking on the link...
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Posted by Juliatouche on Dec. 4, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Opinions are like noses and everyone have one. My opinion is that the 2008 election was hacked by the Progressive Demo-rats with the help of their fairy godfather George Soros, who is the owner of the Diebold Voting Machines that were used on 2008 elections. As you can see the...
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Posted by Allen Krause on Dec. 4, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Team sports pride themselves on their uniformity. It's how you tell one team from the other and it allows the players to bond within a certain sameness. Which, when you think about it, isn't so different from what the Soviets attempted to do. Treat everyone the same, make them wear...
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Posted by Ossurworld on Dec. 3, 2011 at 2:17 PM
DATELINE: HUMOR! A funny thing happened on the way to the White House. Herman Cain has gone into a state of suspended animation. This is one step away from cryogenics in presidential politics. Not since HAL the computer did all that damage in 2001: A Space Odyssey has a candidate...
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Posted by Allen Krause on Dec. 2, 2011 at 1:30 PM
There are only two serious contenders for the Republican presidential nomination. Ok, let me rephrase. There are only two contenders for the Republican presidential nomination who should be taken seriously. And yet somehow, the polls see the Republicans bouncing from one disaster to the next. Is Mormonism really so bad...
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Posted by Juliatouche on Dec. 1, 2011 at 7:01 PM
Opinions are like noses, everyone has one. I am a Legal Immigrant and for me as for other Legal Immigrants getting the citizenship is a great privilege. The majority of us are educated, professional people who were searching for freedom and the pursuit of happiness and that was the reason...
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Posted by Allen Krause on Nov. 28, 2011 at 1:30 PM
It's a hard time to be an international baseball player. Of course we all heard about what happened with Wilson Ramos in Venezuela but as harrowing as that experience may have been, at least he came out of it alive. The same can't be said of Seattle utility outfielder Greg...
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Posted by Jeffery Lung on Nov. 25, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Just like a Justin Verlander fastball, this is going to be quick, hard to see and will probably guilt you into crowning me with the MVP award: The Drah-mah in Bahhhh-ston Leave it to the Red Sox to be all dramatified in the offseason. As if their 2010 free agent...
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Posted by Juliatouche on Nov. 22, 2011 at 6:40 PM
Opinions are like noses everyone has one. This is my opinion. I am disappointed with the Super Committee, because I believe it was a big mistake. The GOP should never agree to this kind of meeting behind closed doors because they could be victims of fabrications, accusations and therefore create...
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Posted by Allen Krause on Nov. 22, 2011 at 2:30 PM
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the small minded bands that kept them from voting the same superhuman as both Cy Young winner and MVP, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which...
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Posted by Jeffery Lung on Nov. 21, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Admit it. It may be Monday, but your mind is already on Thursday -- Thanksgiving -- the one day of the year where your sole responsibility is to eat yourself into a coma, sprawl out on the couch and watch football for 7 hours while catnapping as necessary. You get...
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Posted by Juliatouche on Nov. 21, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Opinions are like noses and everyone has one. My opinion about the president is a very honest opinion, took me a lot of thinking but I can say it now, “THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I AM ASHAMED OF MY PRESIDENT!” I am a legal immigrant and...
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Posted by Allen Krause on Nov. 20, 2011 at 12:30 PM
The RSBS crew understands how tough life can be when you're forever being confused with someone else. Back when I was blond and Jeff had his mustache, we were often mistaken for Hall & Oates. Of course, it didn't help that we regularly launched into spirited renditions of "Maneater" for...
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