Posted by Ossurworld on Dec. 1, 2011 at 10:46 PM
DATELINE: HUMOR! V (for those wondering) is the drink of choice for vampires on the cable series called True Blood. The dosage is considered narcotic and is illegal for humans to drink. The symbol ‘V’ also stands for victory in more pedestrian beer drinking baseball circles. Somewhere in this mixology,...
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Posted by Michael Cohen on Dec. 1, 2011 at 9:25 PM
It was only a matter of time before Bobby Valentine returned to a major league dugout. One of the game's most coveted managerial candidates over the past number of years since his firing from the New York Mets in 2002, Valentine brings his disciplinarian approach to Bean town. Met fans...
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Posted by Jeffery Lung on Dec. 1, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Stop it. Stop looking at me like that. If you want a Bobby Valentine/Red Sox dramaschlobfest post then go check out the worldwide leader in sports smut. This is Red State Blue State. And today we're talking about THE MAYOR. That's right. While Larry Lucchino was busy going behind Red...
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Posted by Ossurworld on Dec. 1, 2011 at 12:46 PM
DATELINE: HUMOR! The rumors of Rajon Rondo’s demise as a Celtic demigod may be greatly exaggerated. Rondo has always been a Boston lightning rod for overblown speculation. Ainge already has kicked the scuttlebutt. Doc Rivers never said that talking to Rondo was like talking to cement, as Dick Williams did...
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Posted by Ossurworld on Dec. 1, 2011 at 7:34 AM
DATELINE: HUMOR! Kris Humphries now realizes how he was duped by Kim Kardashian. He has now admitted that he also considered buying the Brooklyn Bridge. Old film star Mae West once played a woman of dubious morals who sold the famed New York bridge to gullible young men who were...
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Posted by Flippinoutradio on Nov. 30, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Hudson Hockey 11_29_11 John Pedersen and John Silva talkin ice and 10 minutes bonus of their filling for BLSP on a Talk Titan Tuesday... #getwellsoonbret
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Posted by Ossurworld on Nov. 29, 2011 at 7:25 AM
DATELINE: HUMOR! A funny thing happened to Tom Brady on the way to slicing and dicing the Philadelphia Eagles at their home field. Tom tried sliding to avoid the behemoth tacklers on the Philly side as he scrambled with the ball. We have seen better slides from Uncle Fred’s holiday...
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Posted by Ossurworld on Nov. 27, 2011 at 6:21 AM
DATELINE: HUMOR! The rivalry between Boston and Philadelphia goes back a couple of centuries. Ben Franklin left Boston to move to the city of Brotherly Love, and lately Bostonians were less upset when Jonathan Papelbon took his talents to South Philly. We won't even mention the ancient battles between the...
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Posted by Ossurworld on Nov. 26, 2011 at 7:34 AM
DATELINE: HUMOR! Fans and media have failed to notice that major NFL star and social media personality Chad Ochocinco is actually a superhero with a secret power. He is invisible. Chad no longer runs faster than a speeding bullet. He is obviously seen tripping over the imaginary yellow first-down marker...
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Posted by Jeffery Lung on Nov. 25, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Just like a Justin Verlander fastball, this is going to be quick, hard to see and will probably guilt you into crowning me with the MVP award: The Drah-mah in Bahhhh-ston Leave it to the Red Sox to be all dramatified in the offseason. As if their 2010 free agent...
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Posted by Ossurworld on Nov. 25, 2011 at 7:27 AM
DATELINE: HUMOR! Tom Brady has tennis elbow. That black band around his elbow is not a memorial to fallen opponents, sliced and diced by Brady’s acumen over a decade of passes. Tom does not rub elbows with many quarterbacks in the NFL. Most QBs cannot touch him, and the situation...
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Posted by Ossurworld on Nov. 24, 2011 at 7:12 AM
DATELINE: HUMOR! Legendary pinup boy and New England Patriots tight end and bon vivant, Rob Gronkowski cuts his teeth in the NFL by amassing a fine of $7500 for spiking the football after he scores a touchdown. He is now a repeat offender. Gronking and spiking have become more synonymous...
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Posted by Joshua.Lobdell on Nov. 23, 2011 at 9:56 PM
Even though this team won 90 games, they will forever be remembered for the historic collapse in September. They went 7-20 in that month, choked away a playoff birth, and got their manger and general manger fired for lack of a better word. They dominated the New York Yankees beating...
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Posted by Ossurworld on Nov. 23, 2011 at 8:02 AM
DATELINE: HUMOR! Move over, Paul Bunyon and Johnny Appleseed! A new titan has come down from Mount Olympus to give us a demigod for the 21st century. A new legendary figure of titanic feats, Gronk enters the folklore faster than a speeding bullet and better able to jump over the...
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Posted by Bill Zeltman on Nov. 22, 2011 at 9:14 PM
According to MLB.com, Bud Selig is a hero. When he became commissioner in 1992, Major League Baseball was a $1 billion a year business. Baseball had revenues of over $7 billion in 2011. The sport is at an all time high for popularity. But are the changes that have been...
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