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Tim Tebow Reader: Run, Spot, Run!

 

The Denver Bronco playbook resembles the now-defunct reader used to teach students how to read.  Back in the first-grade for many quarterbacks, they learned how to read defenses with a basic primer.

 

No, we do not speak of the McGuffey Reader that had ties to a handbook for nuclear physicists. We refer to the book that sounded like Tim Tebow’s autobiography, Dick and Jane’s Reader.

 

That book taught generations the basic literacy of the NFL, and now it appears it was instrumental in showing Tim Tebow how to win games.

 

Yes, the chapter on “See Spot run! Run, Spot, Run!” appears to have given Tim Tebow an unfair advantage. As a young pup, Tebow identified with Rin Tin Tin, Toto, and Lassie. Now he is using his role models to fashion his underwear-endorsed NFL career into Old Yeller and A Dog of Flanders.

 

Everyone accused Tebow of preferring missionary style, but in fact, he indulges in doggy style, nine times out of ten. Tebow may play dead, but his bite is worse than his bark.

 

Tebow has now fetched more victories than Michael Vick and his pitbulls.

 

The media will toss a bone to Tebow from now on as he runs off with the stick—and the carrot.

 

In one of his college courses Tim Tebow must have learned that passing is strictly limited to the game of Bridge, not the game of football. Tebow is trumping the NFL.

 

If you’re wondering how much that doggy in the window will cost you, the odds are you are betting on Tim Tebow’s opponent every time. All Tebow can do is lick his chops.

 

We’ve seen dogs pray in a circus act, but not one can engage in Tebowing quite like the Denver Bronco quarterback.

 

The Tebow attack dog has now chased down a New York Jet and sent it careening into the doghouse of Big Apple fans.

 

If the New England Patriots are not careful, he could make dog food of them when Tom Brady meets the doggonedst quarterback of the year in the upcoming weeks.  Tebow will not roll over on command.

 

See Tebow run! Run, Tebow, run!

 

 

DATELINE: HUMOR!

The Denver Bronco playbook resembles the now-defunct reader used to teach students how to read.

Back in the first-grade for many quarterbacks, they learned how to read defenses with a basic primer.

No, we do not speak of the McGuffey Reader that had ties to a handbook for nuclear physicists. We refer to the book that sounded like Tim Tebow’s autobiography, Dick and Jane’s Reader. 

That book taught generations the basic literacy of the NFL, and now it appears it was instrumental in showing Tim Tebow how to win games.

Yes, the chapter on “See Spot run! Run, Spot, Run!” appears to have given Tim Tebow an unfair advantage. As a young pup, Tebow identified with Rin Tin Tin, Toto, and Lassie. Now he is using his role models to fashion his underwear-endorsed NFL career into Old Yeller and A Dog of Flanders.

Everyone accused Tebow of preferring missionary style, but in fact, he indulges in doggy style, nine times out of ten. Tebow may play dead, but his bite is worse than his bark.

Tebow has now fetched more victories than Michael Vick and his pitbulls.

The media will toss a bone to Tebow from now on as he runs off with the stick—and the carrot.

In one of his college courses Tim Tebow must have learned that passing is strictly limited to the game of Bridge, not the game of football. Tebow is trumping the NFL.

If you’re wondering how much that doggy in the window will cost you, the odds are you are betting on Tim Tebow’s opponent every time. All Tebow can do is lick his chops.

We’ve seen dogs pray in a circus act, but not one can engage in Tebowing quite like the Denver Bronco quarterback.

The Tebow attack dog has now chased down a New York Jet and sent it careening into the doghouse of Big Apple fans.

If the New England Patriots are not careful, he could make dog food of them when Tom Brady meets the doggonedst quarterback of the year next week.  Tebow will not roll over on command.

See Tebow run! Run, Tebow, run!

William Russo's newest book is now out, ready for your tablet, your smartphone, your Kindle or Nook. Read RED SOX 2011: A WHIMSICAL AUTOPSY to find a month-by-month examination of the team, showing all the signs of trouble that most sports media missed. His other sports books are SEX, DRUGS, SPORTS & WHIMSY and RAJON RONDO: SUPERSTAR!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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