Things I'm Doing While Waiting for Game Three

1. Remembering that no one gave us a chance in 2006 either

2. Sending a boatload of chicken, beer and video games to the Rangers clubhouse

3. Whisky

4. Encouraging Wash to use Ogando against Craig, again and forever

5. Trying to find a reason to hate the Rangers (it's hard!)

6. Beer

7. Watching -- over and over and over again -- Waino's snappy curve to strikeout Inge in '06

8. Driving by Wrigley Field, reminding myself that LIFE COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE

9. Organizing a harem of hotties to stand outside of Josh Hamilton's house with an 8-ball and body shots

10. Whisky and beer

Happy Saturday, Y'all!

Jeff