Four of the Greatest Stories Ever Told

As one who is acutely aware of the aggravating effects of speaking in unchecked and unvetted absolutes, I must choose my words wisely, especially after witnessing baseball miracle after miracle after miracle. But, judging from the number of cardiac arrests I had in the comforts of my own home last evening, I can honestly say -- WITH COMPLETE AND UNSHAKEABLE FAITH -- that September 28, 2011 will go down as the greatest single day of regular season baseball games I have ever watched.

EVER.

Words... ah, these words... not even they can do my feelings justice:

Baseball. It just doesn't get any better than baseball, my friends.

Don't hate me 'cuz I'm right.

Peace,

Jeff

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