Seattle's Only Thrill

At the break the Mariners were only 7.5 games back. But let's face facts here. This team is not going to win anything this year. Even the normally untouchable Saint Ichiro has been taking flak from fans and commentators. Those 110+ win seasons remain nothing but a distant and faded memory.

But all is not lost. Maybe the Mariners don't win but at least they can still entertain. Or at least their fans can:

 

Just don't tell the kid that Michael is as dead as the Mariners' chances at the pennant.

-A