What I Learned This Weekend
First off, I learned that there was not enough talk about me. I mean c'mon, how is this egomaniac going to function if there is no talk, or mentioning of myself...It's frustrating. I mean when the whole world seemed to be wrapped up in this possible government shutdown, The Masters, or for the dolts who need to put their two cents in on any blog...Snooki getting paid more money to speak at Rutgers than a Nobel Prize Winner.
So Friday Night after the MLB decided to play the bulk of interesting games at 1p.m., the only thing that remotely interested me was our elected officials do the "Hokey Pokey and Pull the Taxpayers Pants Down" show. Entertaining to hear newscasters say, "well only a few Billion dollars separates the Republicans and Democrats Plans." Thank god the lunacy was shared with my friends who came over with dinner and a nice bottle of scotch. Lesson Learned? Have friends come over with food and booze and watch our modern day Caligula's give us the reach-around.
Now, onto the Masters...It's this tournament, TPC Sawgrass, the British Open, and The Ryder Cup I get a hard on for and will dedicate my precious time to watch as much as humanly possible.
...I was rooting for McIlroy, he was leading final day, and I went to my local golf course watering hole to watch the end. Somewhere between mybowel movement, the 5 minute drive to the bar, and exchanging pleasantries with the locals, Rory was not even on TV anymore. I'm watching a guy named Charl Schwartzel win this. I don't know who he is, and because he never mentioned me before in any conversation, I don't think he exists. Lesson learned? Charl Schwartzel doesn't exist, and Rory McIlroy should wait after I'm through in the bathroom before he S#%t's the bed.
Snooki...Guest speaking at Rutgers University. RU students who voted for her to be a guest speaker should face their predecessor's who are of elite and illustrious alumni and bow their collective heads and pray that none of these said alumni are making the decisions on hiring these Rutgers Students. Ooooh the foolishness of youth. I'm kinda glad I dropped the whole idea of focusing all my best and awesome effortsto what is becoming a laughing stock of a school. Lesson learned? Don't blame Snooki for being what she is, just ignore her, place the blame where it should go. Other lesson, even though there was not enough talk about me, I forgive you.
