Want to Know What I Think? Of Course You Do!
Because I'm that awesome! But once again I went a whole week without any conversations about me. It was all, "ohh the bad weather, ohh those tornado's, ohh the royal wedding, ohh the S&P might downgrade the U.S. Bond Rating..blah blah blah." All un-important things, but, here are things I think are important and true! Because I said so.
Luis Sojo was the Best Yankee Clutch Hitter Ever:
Luis was one of those guys that could sit out for 3 weeks in a row, but during ALCS Games or World Series Game he'd hear then manager JoeTorre say, "Hey Luis, get us a hit here would ya?" Luis would come through. Plus, doesn't Luis look like a guy that just came from work to play ball for fun. Now speaking of baseball;
There Are No Such Things As Real Phillies Fans:
I was at the old Vet years ago for a game, the only reason it was semi-full was the fact that recently departed Scott Rolen was in town playing for the Cardinals. As one fan said, "I just came here to give him the business." I said, "he'll hit a home-run and y'all would leave immediately, with your drool buckets." I remember fondly Brandon Duckworth throwing a 2 seam fastball on a 3-0 count to Rolen, and Rolen thustly cranked that mutha over the center field fence. Boo-birds left soon after. Now that the Phillies are damn good, I see more people wearing more Phillies gear than ever. I'll say this; "Philly is still an Eagle and Flyer town."
This is Scary:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o43045t313g
Why in god's name is America exposed to this? More importantly, why am I exposed to this?
I Think All the Female FOX Announcer's Should Be in Bikini's
Hey, FOX by law avoided libel suits by a 5th district judge in Florida by labelling them as an "entertainment station" and not a news outlet. So I'm suggesting to FOX, hey in for a penny, in for a pound..just sayin'
If An 18 Year Old Single Malt Scotch and A Hand Rolled Cigar Doesn't Sound Good To You..
Then you must not be alive, or undead...and that sucks, speaking of which..
Vampires Suck!
Except for Nosferatu, any other vampire calling itself one or calling itself Dracula is bad, just plain bad.
By the way-the Twilight Movies suck too.
I'm out of my opinions at least for this week. Now I understand you're all busy, but please take the time to talk about me.
