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A holiday song: "We Need Some Rangers Baseball Now"

It's time for my annual (poorly parodied) Rangers Christmas carol.  This year's inspiration is "We Need a Little Christmas."  Enjoy.  Or roll your eyes.  Whichever works for you.

Push play on this video (the "Glee" version was the closest to my lyrics) and read along ...

 

 

We Need Some Rangers Baseball Now

Haul out the Holland

Throw out that pitch before my spirit falls again

Pick up the Boomstick

I may be rushing things but, hit that ball again now

For we need some Rangers baseball

Right this very minute

Maddux in the bullpen

Wash is in the dugout

Yes, we need some Rangers baseball

Right this very minute

We haven’t gone to Arizona

But JD, dude, we’re counting on ya

So bring us some signings

Put up the biggest list of bats we’ve ever seen

Serve up some pitching

It’s time to bring that title back to Arlington now

For I’ve grown a little meaner

Grown a little harsher

Grown a little sadder

Grown a little bothered

And I need our ninja GM

Bolstering the roster

I need some Rangers baseball now

 

Haul out the Nefti

He leaves the ‘pen before we get to Opening Day

No need for new gloves

For Adrian Beltre it’s just a routine infield play now

But we need some Rangers baseball

Right this very minute

Kindrus up the middle

Napoli at home plate

Yes, we need some Rangers baseball

Right this very minute

The weather is all cold and dreary

So Nolan, man, we’re in a hurry

So bring out the Hambone

To hit the longest home runs we have ever seen

Let’s see Ogando

Keep right up with Colby and Harrison now

For we need a little pitching,

Need a little offense

Need a little defense

Need all of it often

And we need another Series

This time a happy ending

We need some Rangers baseball now.

We need some Rangers baseball now.

 

Here are links to the previous years' Rangers Christmas carols:

2009 - "The 12 Days of Rangers Christmas"

2010 - "O Clifton Lee! O Clifton Lee!"

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