Porter, "A One Man Wrecking Crew"

In fantasy football terms your starting defense is usually one of the duller choices you make each week. Not so this week if you have the Miami Dolphins. Joey Porter promises to make this game with the New England Patriots interesting, if not out right personnal. I forget the characters name, I think it was Washington, from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", who most aptly defines what I want to see out of Mr. Porter. Sure the Pats dissed his team last time they played. Apperently walking through pre-game stretching if not something you want to do at the Porter House. I wouldn't be shocked if Spiccoli wrecks Joeys car and leaves it in front of the Dolphins complex. Maybe it won't actually be Spiccoli who does it, but Bill Parcells in a wig will do just fine.