We just saw an official in the Monday Night Football game call a penalty on the Redskins. It turns out it was a penalty on the Eagles. Hmm, oops. Forty-Yard adjustment on that one.
It's just another week in The Greatest Show on Earth.
This week saw The mighty Colts win another game by beating Rush Limbaugh's St. Louis Rams, oh wait sorry I mean Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton's Rams.
We were all very fortunate to witness Mark Sanchez eating a hot dog with one hand and destroying the Oakland Awfuls with the other.
The Chiefs, Bears, Browns, Panthers, Falcons, Giants, 49ers and Vikings all suffered losses.
The New Orleans Saints made the Dolphins feel like the ugly girl at the prom. If nothing I say is true, mark my words and keep your eye on the Saints. Drew Brees is the most underrated QB in the league and The Saints are the best team in football. Good for New Orleans, that city is amazing and they deserve something to cheer for.
Tom Brady and the New England Patriots invaded England and crapped all over the lost and lonely Tampa Bay Buccaneers. When interviewed after the game, Buc's coach Raheem Morris asked "Oh, I was at a football game? I had no idea." Or maybe he just appeared that way.
Chad Ocho-Cinco shot off his mouth, T.O is a has-been, Bill Belechick is still miserable,Brett Favre is still old, Romo humped a hot chick, Jerry Jones wants to be a sovereign nation, Al Davis peed in a plant in the corner whispering "It's O.K fluffy, its just me Charles."
All in all it was just another week in The Greatest Show on Earth.
P.S. Bill Cowher, please call the Glazier family.












